T H E H I T L I S T F O R 2 0 2 0
(OUR 31th YEAR OF PLAY!)
victim occupation age shooter
| Alan Greenspan | "There's no financial bubble!" | 93 | Patrice |
| Alex Trebek | In mortal Jeopardy | 79 | Kara |
| Angela Lansbury | death, she wrote? | 94 | Brad |
| Annabel Bowlen | Alzheimer's | 67 | Jandel |
| Antonio Brown | Steeler and attacker | 31 | Char |
| Artie Lange | attempted suicide | 52 | Joe |
| Barbara Walters | ABC TV personality | 90 | Rich |
| Bashar al-Assad | Syria's besieged optician | 54 | Kara |
| Ben Affleck | Actor fighting sobriety | 47 | Patrice |
| Bernie Madoff | largest Ponzi scheme in history | 81 | Catherine |
| Betty White | Golden Girl & football player | 98 | Rich |
| Beverly Cleary | "Beezus & Ramona" author | 103 | Brad |
| Bill Clinton | US President | 73 | Kara |
| Bill Cosby | All 27 are lying! Honest! | 82 | Erica |
| Billy Joel | "Piano Man" | 70 | Greg |
| Bob Barker | "Come on down!" | 96 | Greg |
| Bob Dole | former Pres & Viagra user | 96 | Truman |
| Burt Bacharach | "I Say a Little Prayer" | 91 | Rich |
| Carl Reiner | The 2000 year old man | 97 | Kirk |
| Carole King | Tapestry | 77 | Patrice |
| Dennis Rodman | NBA player "the Worm" | 58 | Char |
| Desmond Mpilo Tutu | Nobel winner | 88 | Erica |
| Dick Van Dyke | Rob Petrie | 94 | Greg |
| Donald Pellmann | centenarian athlete | 104 | Jane |
| Donald Trump | You're Fired! | 73 | Erica |
| Dr. Larry Nassar | Gym team molester | 56 | Rich |
| Eddie Van Halen | rocker with cancer | 65 | Char |
| Fred Willard | comedian, actor | 80 | Kirk |
| Hal Holbrook | Mark Twain Tonight | 94 | Brad |
| Harry Reid | Dem leader & exercise fiend | 80 | Joe |
| Henry Kissinger | Nixon's Sec of State | 96 | Truman |
| Hosni Mubarak | Egypt x-president | 91 | Jane |
| Imelda Marcos | shoe maniac | 90 | Brad |
| Jack Bullas Smith (DIED 2015!) | NFL player | 102 | Anthony |
| James Taylor | "I've seen fire" | 71 | Anthony |
| Javier Perez de Cuellar | Peru PM | 100 | Kirk |
| Jean-Marie Le Pen | alt-alt-right French pol | 91 | Truman |
| Jimmy Carter | Pres & Nobel winner | 95 | Kirk |
| Joe Namath | Broadway Joe | 76 | Anthony |
| Joyce Randolph | Honeymooner's Trixie | 95 | Joe |
| Juan Guaido | Venezuela's Pres #2 | 36 | Patrice |
| Jussie Smollett | Assault actor | 37 | Kara |
| Keith Richards | Rolling Stones | 76 | Greg |
| Larry King | "Larry King Live" or dead | 86 | Jandel |
| Larry Storch | F Troop | 97 | Kirk |
| Lindsay Lohan | "The drugs are not mine!" | 33 | Erica |
| Liza Minnelli | "Cabaret" singer | 73 | Catherine |
| Mel Brooks | the other 2000 year old man | 93 | Catherine |
| Michael Douglas | son of Kirk | 75 | Kara |
| Michael J Fox | not Back to the Future | 58 | Kara |
| Mick Jagger | stoner and Rolling Stoner | 76 | Greg |
| Mike Ditka | just a "very minor stroke" | 80 | Greg |
| Mikhail Gorbachev | copyrighted his birthmark | 88 | Truman |
| Nicolas Maduro | Venezuela's embattled ruler | 57 | Patrice |
| Norman Lear | TV Producer | 97 | Truman |
| Olivia De Havilland | "Snake Pit" actress | 103 | Catherine |
| Olivia Newton-John | recovering with cannabis | 71 | Erica |
| Ozzy Osbourne | 100 million record seller | 71 | Rich |
| Pat Boone | "Love Letters in the Sand" | 85 | Joe |
| Prince Phillip | QE2's hubby | 98 | -Group- |
| Quincy Jones | producer | 86 | Anthony |
| Raul Castro | Cuba's replacement leader | 88 | Jane |
| Roman Polanski | film director & rapist | 86 | Catherine |
| Ruby Nash (Garnett) | Her day will come | 80 | Jandel |
| Rush Limbaugh | lung cancer | 69 | Brad |
| Ruth Bader Ginsburg | RBG Supreme Court justice | 86 | Joe |
| Sabah Ahmad al-Sabah | Kuwait's Emir | 90 | Jane |
| Sandra Day O'Connor | 1st woman Justice | 89 | Jandel |
| Tommy Lasorda | Dodgers manager | 92 | Brad |
| Tony Bennett | "I left my heart in San Francisco" | 93 | Truman |
| Tun Tin | Burma PM (1988) | 99 | Jane |
| Val Kilmer | Top Gun | 60 | Rich |
| Vera Lynn | WW2: The Forces' Sweetheart | 102 | Kirk |
| Whitey Ford | NY Yankee | 91 | Jandel |
| Willie Nelson | singer, songwriter, tax evader | 86 | Joe |
| Yoko Ono | John Lennon's wife and inheritor | 86 | Erica |